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"War is god's way of teaching geography to Americans" - Ambrose Bierse
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"War is god's way of teaching geography to Americans" - Ambrose Bierse
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I like to shoot kids.
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"Through my eyes I see Art in Nature which I transform into Nature in Art."
you almost could have been on the show scars, lol
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If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!
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Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand-and melting like a snowflake...
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The best way to predict the future is to create it.
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this day i'll know the window ledge with my feet,
this day i'll know the wet asphalt with my brains,
this day i'll fly spreading my wings,
this day don't see me off, i'll leave alone...
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